A Toastmaster needs good jokes

One of the things a Toastmaster needs to have are good jokes up the sleeve.  Why? Well, one reason is if our speeches start to flop, we can switch gears and tell a good joke.

 

Here are some jokes from the internet. All are clean, promise.

 

I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.

She looked surprised.

 

 

 

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta

 

 

My personal favorite has always been the one where the waiter comes up to the guy and says, “And how did you find your steak, sir?”

“I just moved my potato and there it was!”

 

 

 

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.” Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.” Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.” And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

 

 

 

The Dalai Lama walks into an ice cream shop. He asks the server, “can you make me one with everything?”

 

 

 

Why do chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.

 

 

Post your jokes

Do you have any good jokes to share?

 

 

Stay well, until tomorrow,

Linda